- A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes they reappeared together with a third person.-They have multiplied, said the biologist.-Oh no, an error in measurement, the physicist sighed.-If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again, the mathematician concluded.
- Geek walks into the bar wearing a brand new Apple Watch. He waves at the bartender and inadvertently buys a round for everyone in the bar.
- A QA* engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 9,999 beers. He orders -2 beers. He orders R beer. He orders a berr. A bber. He smashes the bar to bits, and he orders a beer. He says, "Si'l vous plait, M le serveur, une Heineken, bien froide." He orders a a1qp0qew432jhq9a.
Satisfied with his day's work, he goes out for a beer.
*Quality Assurance
