A journalist is someone who spend 50% of its time not saying what he knows and 50% of its time talking about things he doesn't know.
A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.
A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful woman enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.
A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful woman enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
