What do you get if you cross The Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.
Why was the bee flying down the motorway with his legs crossed? He was looking for a BP station
So I went to the dentist.
He said 'Say Aaah.'
I said 'Why?'
He said 'My dog died.'
Prince Charles was on a royal visit to Cullybackey in County Antrim, wearing a double-breasted suit, a regimental tie and a fox fur hat.
Over tea in the mayor's parlour, the mayor asked him, "Your royal highness, what made you decide to wear that interesting hat for your visit to our fair town?"
"Well", said Charles, my father asked me yesterday where I was going to be today and when I replied 'Cullybackey' he said 'Oh, wear the fox hat'."
