citate care vin cu ceva nou plus cateva numai sarcastice

Try for the top of the tree but only if you enjoy climbing.

It doesn't rain so flowers can grow, flowers grow because it rains.

You can always change your plan, but only if you have one

A complicated thing is just a bunch of simple things put together. describes programming perfectly.

How Can Neutrons Be Dark If Light Isn't Real ?

Humor is the art of mastering the unexpected

Wanting to date a girl but being to shy to talk to one is like fishing with the hook in the air hoping for a flying fish.

+ sarcastice ( sarcastic = sar ca stic, iar stic nu era cine stie ce saritor)

What I do drunk is none of my damn business.

When life gives you shit, make shit juice

Eat a turd at breakfast and nothing worse will happen all day.

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Acesta este un blog de descrieri si masuratori, nu toate serioase, multe din ele naive sau gresite. In blog intra lucruri care mi-au atras atentia. Nu e scris blogul cu intentia de a da sfaturi cuiva