Leonid Brezhnev is asked what is his opinion of Honecker. "Well, politically - I don't have much esteem for him. But - he definitely knows how to kiss!"
How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.
Stalin is delivering a speech to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes.
- Who's just sneezed?
No answer.
- Execute the first row. Who's sneezed, I ask you?
No answer.
- Execute the second row. So who of you has just sneezed?
Finally a shaking man raises and utters feebly:
- It's me, Comrade Stalin.
- Bless you! Now, back to the topic...
What would happen if the desert became a socialist country?
Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage.
Three East Germans sit in jail, telling how they got there:
"I was an hour late for work, so I was sentenced with sabotage."
"I was an hour early for work, so I was sentenced with espionage."
"I was on time for work, so I was sentenced with having a Western watch."
How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.
Stalin is delivering a speech to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes.
- Who's just sneezed?
No answer.
- Execute the first row. Who's sneezed, I ask you?
No answer.
- Execute the second row. So who of you has just sneezed?
Finally a shaking man raises and utters feebly:
- It's me, Comrade Stalin.
- Bless you! Now, back to the topic...
What would happen if the desert became a socialist country?
Nothing for a while, and then there would be a sand shortage.
Three East Germans sit in jail, telling how they got there:
"I was an hour late for work, so I was sentenced with sabotage."
"I was an hour early for work, so I was sentenced with espionage."
"I was on time for work, so I was sentenced with having a Western watch."
