fixeaza-ti alta tinta la 200 pasi! avem tendinta de a merge in cerc. treaba cu piciorul dominant

sanatate. fa tot ce poti ca sa ramai sanatos inainte sa ai vo urgenta

The absolute best survival technique in any situation is to keep yourself as healthy as possible before an emergency happens.

deschide geamurile rapid inainte sa cazi in apa

If your car is heading towards water, immediately open the windows BEFORE you hit the water.

intri in cladire. tine minte iesirile

When entering a building, know where the exits are. It's super simple and could save your life.

cum mergi. fixeaza-ti alta tinta la 200 pasi za best ca sa nu mergi in cerc

 Every 200 steps, pick a new target in the distance and walk towards it instead of trying to walk in a straight line. (Your dominant leg is slightly stronger than your non dominant. Therefore, when walking long distances you'll eventually end up walking in a circle.)

mergi pe rau in jos

 humanity has been strategically building settlements along water for eons. It's just a stable source of energy, food, and, well, water. It will guide you to people.

in masina. esentiale

Carry the following items in your car: Water, Non-perishable food, A flashlight, A first-aid kit, Jumper cables, A space blanket, A cell phone charger, A jerry can

fuga in zig zag si intratul in pumn

When avoiding fire gunman fire always run in a zig-zag pattern to the nearest cover.
Step into a punch when in a fistfight, it will give the punch less time to accelerate.

rechinii se lovesc in ochi

Most shark attacks occur at dawn or dusk. If attacked go for the eyes or gills.

fa zgomote maxime in tara ursilor

When traveling through Bear country, make a lot of noise while you walk. Bears don't like being sneaked up on.

nu da niciodata de mancare unui crocodil

Never feed an alligator.

aia din fata se dau jos primii

If a car is stuck on the edge of a cliff, let the passengers in the front seat get out first before the passengers in the back seat.





piele/piele sub patura

Skin to skin contact under a blanket is the best way to warm up.

avion prabusit. stai langa

If you happen to survive a plane crash, stay with the plane.

fii mai nebun ca ala si fugi cat poti de tare/cat te tin picioarele

act crazier than that crazy guy who's approaching you with a knife. Then proceed to run like hell.

daca tre sa sari sari in container mare de plastic

The threshold a human can survive a fall off a building is anywhere from 5-7 stories. If you need to jump, aim for a dumpster

nu uita sa de kk

Don't forget to poop. You'll be running around, not drinking as much, and too nervous to take a dump. You'll get constipated, which can lead to poisoning.

capra is za best

If warlord comes to village and you must flee into desert, take goat. Goat can eat anything...cactus, paper, leaves, sticks. Goat will make all of this milk. You can drink milk. When goat is done making milk, you can eat goat.


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